is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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