normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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