I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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