How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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