She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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