is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I love you.
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