Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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