walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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