i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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