If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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