i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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