Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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