That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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