yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Randomize