Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
did i walk over a car last night?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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