To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
