Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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