wat bout pragnant strippers??
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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