i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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