I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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