I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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