Fine. I'll sleep in my office
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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