i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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