I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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