brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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