So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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