I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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