xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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