wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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