I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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