how can u be prego again
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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