I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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