dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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