Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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