so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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