If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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