Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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