im about as happy as oj after his trial
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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