Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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