would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He kissed a someone with a penis
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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