so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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