ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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