Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
