he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
