if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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