When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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