So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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