What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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