yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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