Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I need moral support for this bender
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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