I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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