thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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