plz talk dirty to me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
