Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
