There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My breasts were aching with rage.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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