it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Farmville is her only friend.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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