I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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